WeAreDreamers

minttu you're a terrible megatron

Megatron: i know these things wife
Starscream: why are you calling me that...
Megatron: do not question my knowledge of the inner workings of social networks
Starscream: my lord, i believe you are a bit... unstable
Megatron: would you like to follow me on twitter wife
Starscream: what
Megatron: @HotOverlordCon
Starscream: sir i
Megatron: soundwave showed me how to use the internet

batterycell:

I accidentally an IA. Oops..?

Look at my triangle’s drawing.

You will never be as good an artist as my triangle.

rabid possums will eat your firstborn child if you do not click this »

Problems of teenagers.

most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday

me: why can't I untangle these earphones

OMFG THIS IS SO FUNNY I CAN'T BREATHE EVERYONE CLICK THIS NOW. »

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

goffslut:

literally my favourite video on the internet

Reblog everytime because literally just best post ever.

http://goo.gl/5Jvlm »

hey baby,

if it’s not too much treble,

i’d really like to ‘B’ with you

… naturally.

sukisushi123:

genderplayground:

SO MANY FEELS I’M HAVING

I JUST CANNNTTTT ASAHGDUYBDUYCUHWBDOUHWBOUHWBD

ALL OF MY EMOTIONS I JUST AWERFGHJBWAAAAAH

zombieinmybutt:

wizcoylifa:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

how high are you